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Gary Larson & Amy Ensz’s Wall Street Journal crossword, “Make a Long Story Short”—Jim’s review
Theme answers were originally familiar two-word phrases where each word featured a long vowel sound. The vowel sounds have been shortened giving rise to completely different words and therefore phrases, though the resultant entries are still crossword-viable (though wacky).

Wall St Journal crossword solution · “Make a Long Story Short” · Gary Larson & Amy Ensz · Thu., 2.27.25
- 18a. [Baby feature, once the fontanels have closed?] KNIT SKULL. Night school.
- 23a. [Look for one wearing tartan leggings?] PLAID GAMS. Played games.
- 37a. [Fellow who’s spent too much time in the pub?] LIT BRIT. Lite-Brite.
- 50a. [Identifying mark for Bo Peep’s flock?] LAMB BRAND. Lame-brained.
- 59a. [Tie for a traditional hula skirt?] GRASS KNOT. Gracenote.
Good Thursday theme. I was perplexed for quite a while until I sorted out the middle entry, and appropriately had my aha moment (seeing as how it’s based on light bulbs). I was then able to piece together all three middle entries which, as it turns out, feature the same vowel sound in both beginning and ending words. This isn’t the case with the first or last entry, so I was thrown off by this fact. Not a dealbreaker, but as a solver, I think it would have been more elegant, if there was more consistency on this front. However, it probably wasn’t easy finding potential entries for this theme; it’s not one you can easily search on, so you’d have to just pore through many possible phrases looking for ones that could be altered and still make sense. So kudos to our constructors for finding a nice set, even if they might feel a little forced (looking at KNIT SKULL, e.g.).
I love the NE corner stack of MOUNT FUJI and ISLE OF MAN. The corresponding SW corner with RURAL AREA and THE TITANS isn’t quite so sparkly, but it’s solid. New to me is NATES as clued [Buttocks, anatomically] which is pronounced nay-teez and is the plural of natis.
Clues of note:
- 7d. [Record label co-founded by Herb Alpert]. A AND M. Tough to put together with this clue. Would’ve been much easier referring to the Aggies’ school.
- 12d. [Birthplace of the Bee Gees members]. ISLE OF MAN. Huh. Neat little factoid there.
- 21d. [Private instructor, for short]. SGT. Good clue. I waffled between this answer and NCO.
- 31d. [Apt-sounding name for a chef]. STU. I wanted Sue. Anyone else?
Good puzzle. 3.75 stars.
David Steinberg’s New York Times crossword — Zachary David Levy’s write-up
Difficulty: Easy (9m07s)

David Steinberg’s New York Times crossword, 2/27/25, 0227
Today’s theme: hot POCKETS (What the U’s in this puzzle’s solution represent)
- BI(G LOVE) / BLUE JEANS
- GOT O(PEN) / TROUSERS
- MIC(KEY) / JODHPURS
- PERSE(PHONE) / CORDUROYS
My biggest struggle was trying to remember how the hell to spell JODHPURS, but we got there in one piece. I was little surprised that the rebus content of each U square is explicitly spelled out in the cross-referenced clue (Pants in which you may carry a pen, Pants in which you may carry a glove, etc.), which made the solve easier.
I noticed after the fact that those POCKETS are the only Us that appear in the grid — good execution.
Cracking: TABERNACLE
Slacking: kinda SRTA
Sidetracking: parsley sage rosemary and THYME
Doug Peterson’s LA Times crossword – Gareth’s summary
Today’s puzzle by Doug Peterson features a common LA Times theme trope: a letter string spans between two parts of several long multi-part answers. Today’s string is COME, and the revealer is a perhaps forgotten early 80’s tune, COMEDANCING. [Kinks hit about the local palais]. It’s one of my father’s favourite songs, but it actually has a poignant edge to it, as it was partly a tribute by Ray Davies to his older sister, who died of a heart attack while dancing aged 31 when he was only 13 years old.
- Entries:
[Chimp aboard a rocket, say], SPA{CEMO}NKEY. Should we go down the road of the ethics of that? - [Entertainment systems sold with controllers], GA{MECO}NTROLLERS.
- [Storage area in a dashboard], GLOV{ECOM}PARTMENT
- [Garage employee], AUT{OMEC}HANIC
Other: Been wondering if [Calico’s outdoor enclosure], CATIO has become a mainstream thing…
Gareth
Janice Luttrell’s USA Today Crossword, “Ashfall” — Emily’s write-up
Be sure to take cover!

USA Today, February 27, 2025, “Ashfall” by Janice Luttrell
Theme: each themer contains –ASH– in the downs (aka “fall”ing)
Themers:
- 3d. [Popular poker variant, or a Beyonce hit], TEXASHOLDEM
- 19d. [Songs sung by sailors], SEASHANTIES
- 26d. [Tops that may be worn at luaus], ALOHASHIRTS
Today’s themer set includes TEXASHOLDEM, SEASHANTIES, and ALOHASHIRTS. The second was the easiest for me to fill, though the other two weren’t too difficult, which is always nice for themers. Loved the theme! Plus, –ASH– descends from left to right as well which is icing on this puzzle. Excellent!
Favorite fill: LOBSTERROLL, HEARTSMART, and POPTART
Stumpers: NAMEAPRICE (“name your price” and “name the price” came to mind first), IFEELOK (needed crossings as the cluing just didn’t click for me), and TIMECAPSULE (needed a couple of crossings as I was thinking about archives or other resources though looking back on it the cluing was spot on so perhaps it wasn’t a stumper for most solvers)
Wow! This lengthy bonus fill is unbelievably plentiful and I loved it. Despite the title hint, at first, I questioned whether or not it’d be an across theme instead.
4.5 stars
~Emily
Brendan Emmett Quigley’s Crossword #1761 “No Loose Ends” — Eric’s review
My apologies for posting this so late. I spent the day skiing and everything was fine until just before 3. We were getting off a lift when my husband Les and our ski buddy got tangled up. Les went down pretty hard on his right knee (the one attached to his snowboard). He got a ride down to the bottom on the ski patrol sled. Nothing serious, though he won’t be back on his board for a few days.
I’m not a fan of themes that use Down answers because it’s difficult for me to read the longest answers. Today we get four spanners:
- 3D [Bit of personal growth] SELF-ADVANCEMENT
- 5D [Collection at some liquor stores] BOTTLE RECYCLING
- 9D [Empty billboard’s come-on] PLACE YOUR AD HERE This slowed me for a bit because I’m used to seeing that message without the PLACE.
- 10D [Successfully complete a task, and a hint to the endings of the other theme answers] STICK THE LANDING
The revealer is a phrase that is solidly in the language and clearly points to the bottoms of the three spanners as being the theme material. Probably because I am tired and had a stressful few hours late in the day, it took me longer than it should have to see that the ends of the first three spanners are synonyms for STICK, respectively, CEMENT, CLING, and ADHERE. I like that each of those words is either part of a longer word or two short words smushed together.
I got a bit bogged down in the middle, where ESPNU (the obvious answer) wasn’t playing well with IT GUY and OB-GY. Things got better once I realized it was GYNO and IT PRO, it got much smoother.
Cute theme. I think this is the first time we’ve had back to back puzzles where the app and online versions added a graphic element upon completion.
NYT: David Steinberg says in the Wordplay column that he had announced at some point that he’s semi-retiring from crossword construction. Did he say this a while ago? I enjoy his puzzles, but I understand why he might want to take a break. He’s been doing this for half his life at this point. Is he still in charge of the puzzles for Universal, or is he taking a break from crosswords completely?
It’s been months, maybe as long as a year, since David announced that he was cutting back on his puzzle construction. But he still edits the Universal puzzles.
Say it ain’t so, David! My favorite Steinberg was his vegetarian puzzle, in the NYT, I believe. Pure, Occam’s-Razored thematic elegance: phrases with some kind of meat in them, and the meat parts just aren’t there, just snatched right up out of the grid. Because it’s a vegetarian puzzle. And, honestly, I remember more clearly that I was smiling for, like, an hour, at the cutenessocity of the puzzle than I do whether the themers were meat dishes or sayings and cliches and things that included meat or whatever.
So good.
NYT: 37D basically gave away how the theme works. This makes the puzzle easier than yesterday’s. Still a good puzzle with a fitting theme and tight construction, basically free of crosswordese except SRTA.
btw who will slow-cook their beef roasts?
Anyone who doesn’t want a chewy, gristly piece of meat. Unless we’re talking about an expensive cut like rib roast
Liked the theme, but a few too many three-letter answers in this grid to suit me.
I would be inclined to call them “pot roasts,” but Mom always said “beef roast.” And Mom was always right, so …
I completely agree with “easier than yesterday’s”. Cute and clever, but not very hard.
Re BEEFROAST, you can certainly cook beef in a slow cooker, and it will be delicious, but I agree with @ Gary R that the resulting dish will be “pot roast”.
It’s not “roast beef” because it will not be roasted. I’ve only heard the term BEEF ROAST used (loosely) to mean a cut of meat, not the finished dish.
The internets are full of pot roasts called “beef roasts”. Although this is not roasting, pot roast is not roasted either so I guess why not?
It took me an absurdly long time to see what was going on with the NYT. What threw me off is that the word that replaces the U is given in the clue — so I was looking for some other word that would mean the same thing.
Cute graphic.
If you cook a piece of beef in a slow cooker, is it really a roast? Be that as it may, BEEFROASTS is not a phrase I’ve heard before, but it wasn’t hard to get.
NYT: Sorry to hear that David Steinberg retired from constructing puzzles (I guess I missed the memo) because his puzzles always put a smile on my face
. And this was no exception. Wonderful Thursday puzzle. Thanks for coming out of retirement, David.
NYT: Solved without ever grasping how the Down words ending at a pocket made sense, until after finishing and staring at it for a while.
I chose to look up Jason’s last name instead of running the alphabet to find the O.
Not crazy about the high-tech images the software imposed on the diagram, but without them it would have been a lot trickier to grok the theme by myself.
I’m not sure how I feel about this theme; it is a bit byzantine. I wonder how many solvers managed to grasp and employ the theme in their solve.
I want to see a rotary phone shoved in a pants pocket now :-)
WSJ: Maybe because it has been a very long week, but I was baffled until coming here to read Jim’s write up.
Same. First time in years that I needed Jim’s explanation to make sense of it all.
There are multiple ways this can be interpreted, but I’ll choose to take it as a positive. Glad I could be of help.