Dan Schoenholz’s New York Times crossword—Amy’s write-up
PAIR OF JOKERS (54a. [Cards #53 and #54 in a deck … or a hint to the answers to 19-, 26-, 35- and 47-Across]) is the theme, and the theme answers are phrases that double as a pair of comedians’ last names:
- 19a. [Climate features of equatorial countries], SHORT WINTERS. Martin Short, Jonathan Winters. I’m reasonably certain that equatorial regions don’t really have winters. I asked a college classmate from Honduras how cold it got there during winter, and she looked at me like I had two heads. She may have mentioned a rainy season.
- 26a. [Savior, in popular parlance], WHITE HOPE. Betty White, Bob Hope. I hadn’t known that “white hope” was a phrase without “great” up front, but the dictionary says it is. The “popular parlance” clue sidesteps the phrase’s very ugly and racist history. Read filmmaker John Ridley’s NPR story about boxing, Jack London’s racism, and white riots in which dozens of people of color were killed.
- 35a. [Prognostication tool], CRYSTAL BALL. Billy C., Lucille B.
- 47a. [Clumps of sugar on a stick], ROCK CANDY. Chris R., John C.
I really wish that FENG SHUI and WENT WILD were also part of the theme. Not that I know any comedians by those names, but these answers were longish, symmetrical Acrosses consisting of two words…
Five more things:
- 40a. [First female Nobelist, 1903], CURIE. It bears noting that the very first Chemistry and Physics Nobels were given out a mere two years earlier. Furthermore, Marie Curie remains the only person (no man has done it) to receive Nobels in two different sciences.
- 60a. [Partied like it was 1999], WENT WILD. I was really hoping this answer would be more Prince-specific.
- 29d. [Two-time Grammy winner Bryson], PEABO. He and Regina Belle dueted on the Oscar-winning song “A Whole New World.” Most of Peabo’s biggest hits were duets. Guess everybody loves to sing with him.
- Favorite fill: DISCREDITED and “LET’S NOT.”
- Surprised to see on a Tuesday: RIN, EFS, ROAN, RIA, ERST.
3.4 stars from me.
Matt Jones’s Jonesin’ Crossword, “Bridging the Gap” – Derek’s write-up
Had a great time with Matt Jones this weekend at the ACPT. I also learned something: Matt is as good a solver as he is a constructor! It seems as if people at the tournament are either squarely constructors or solvers, and the ones that can do both well are a small group. Matt is definitely in that group! What I am most amazed at is the creativity that is shown to produce a clever puzzle every week. All of the great constructors seem to possess this talent, and it is the one I am most envious of!
This week’s Jonesin’ is all about bridges; do you know where all of the bridges from the theme entries are?
- 19A [Big shiny building, once you get past the fence?] GOLDEN GATE TOWER
- 38A [Chuck, at a fancy NYC party?] BROOKLYN CHARLES
- 54A [Last dance theater at the end of the block?] TAPPAN ZEE RIALTO
The Golden Gate Bridge is of course in San Francisco, the Tower Bridge is London. The Charles Bridge crosses the Vitava in Prague, and the Rialto Bridge is in Venice. The Brooklyn Bridge and the Tappan Zee Bridge are both in NYC. Funny clues, although it seems as if the word TAPPAN isn’t really clued, unless I am missing something. Still nicely done. A solid 3.9 stars today!
Lots to discuss:
- 13A [Hip-hop’s ___ Fiasco] LUPE – You may have heard this song of his:
- 37A [“Game of Thrones” actress Chaplin] OONA – I have mentioned she is definitely crossword-famous before; I didn’t mention Game of Thrones starts Season 6 on April 24th!
- 63A [2014’s “The ___ Movie”] LEGO – This was really good. Highly recommended. NOT on Netflix. Yet!
- 64A [Short-lived NBC drama named for the outermost section of the Pentagon] E-RING – This show evidently did exist; I don’t remember it.
- 1D [“___ Jr.” (Pixar’s first film, featuring the lamps now used in their logo)] LUXO – Search for this on YouTube; I’m not sure I can embed it. You’ll recognize it when you see it!
- 9D [Stand-in] IMPOSTOR – Why did I think this ended in -ER? Because it can be either!
- 39D [How some sneak in] ON TIP-TOE – Favorite of the grid!
I could go on, but I am still jet-lagged! My flight was delayed for 4 hours Sunday night! I should be OK by next week’s Jonesin’ puzzle!
C.C. Burnikel’s LA Times crossword – Derek’s write-up
My only regret this past weekend at the ACPT was not being able to meet this constructor! She had a puzzle in the tournament, so I thought it might happen. Maybe next year! I am still in awe of the fact that English his not her native language!
They used to actually call me “DK” in middle school for a couple of years, so today’s theme really made me smile! Here are the starred clues:
- 17A [Game with a barrel-throwing gorilla] DONKEY KONG
- 37A [Lock insert] DOOR KEY
- 61A [Karl Marx opus] DAS KAPITAL
- 11D [Temporary housing for Fido] DOG KENNEL
- 33D [“The Court Jester” star] DANNY KAYE – Is this is most famous role?
- 68A [Go to pot … or a phonetic hint to the answers to the starred clues] DECAY
It sounds like “DK!” And yes, all the theme answers also have those initials. Nothing too complicated, but for the above reasons, I smiled widely! So for those reasons, a sparkling 4.4 stars today!
A few notes:
- 25A [“Moi?] WHO ME? – Reminds me of Miss Piggy first! A great entry. Not too common, either. 9 instances at xwordinfo.com in 20 years!
- 8D [[Don’t take me too seriously]] WINK WINK – This is even rarer. My favorite entry!
- 10D [Announcement from the foyer] I’M HOME – And another great entry! These all seem so natural. I am impressed!
- 39D [“He’s a priest,’ not a beast, per Ogden Nash] ONE L LAMA – A great poem. Nash is one of my favorite poems. He fits right in with my unculturedness!
- 61D [Ex-Dodger manager Mattingly] DON – OK, I have a minor quibble! Why not clue this as [Miami Marlins manager Mattingly]? Because that is his current position! Would that have made the clue harder?
I appreciate all the kind words I heard this past weekend about my blog posts. Thanks to all; it means a lot. I am glad Amy asked me to help! I hope I can continue for a while! BTW, I finished 60th at the ACPT with one error in puzzle #3. There is room to improve!
Elizabeth C. Gorski’s Cr♥ssw♥rd Nation puzzle (Week 253), “Jump In, Feet First!”—Janie’s review
Am back from ACPT which, as always, was truly terrific and full of surprises—and which I trust you’ve read about somewhere on the blogosphere, say here or in Deb Amlen’s “Wordplay” column. Parochially speaking, missed the presence of our fearless leader, but was sooooooo impressed with the performance of Team Fiend members—and was dee-lighted that I received a last-minute assignment to assist with administering the tap on the shoulder that signals finalists to begin solving. I like to think this may have helped Sam Donaldson move up from third to capture second place in the “C” division! ;-)
Okay—but you’re here for a discussion of Liz’s latest, so let’s get to that. Take a hint from the title and attach the word “feet” after the “first” word of the themer. There are five themers today, and in their liveliness and diversity, they make for one very strong grouping, eliciting IMAGES (though not of the [Spitting things?] sort]) of a variety of literal, metaphorical and even mathematical “pedal extremities” (thank you, Fats Waller…). We get:
- WEB feet from 17A. WEB JUNKIE [2013 documentary about internet addiction]. Now this title is totally inferrable from the clue and “gettable” from the crosses, but dollars-to-donuts you never heard of it before solving this puzz. Yes, it’s a documentary, but it was produced as a 74-minute TV episode for “Storyville,” which airs international documentaries. This one was filmed in China and had a 2014 screening at Sundance, where it earned a Grand Jury Prize nomination in the World Cinema–Documentary category. Still, it looks unlikely to me that it’ll be “playing at a theatre near you” anytime soon. Mainstream it ain’t.
- FLAT feet from 25A. FLAT BROKE [Cents-less?]. Perfect punny clue. I like that.
- COLD feet from 36A. COLD COMFORT FARM [Stella Gibbons novel]. More specifically, Stella Gibbons’s satirical, mock-Gothic novel. Stella Gibbons’s seriously funny novel adapted into a more than reasonably successful film of the same title. Either way, give it go!
- BARE feet from 44A. BARE-BONES [No-frills]. Yup. And finally, the (BARE-)rhyming
- SQUARE feet from 58A. SQUARE ONE [Starting point]. Thematically speaking, this starting point brings things around to a fine ending point.
There’s a good deal of smile-making fill and clue/fill combos, too.
ROBOCALLS (hateful though they be…) makes for a strong entry, and I find myself liking the whole higher- and lower-tech feel of the NW, what with WEB JUNKIES being crossed by both ROBOCALLS and UNIVAC [1950s computer]. (Over on the other side of the grid [and light-years away from UNIVAC] we also get the iMAC, a late-1990s
computer.) Cluing MARCO POLO with the alliterative [Venetian voyager] perks up a solid standby, and I enjoyed the [Hilo hello] ALOHA pair for the same reason. There’s no dunning going on with that [Coffeehouse bill collector], btw, but the strategically placed TIP JAR will be happy to take your dollar bills…
And am I sensing a mini corporal-punishment theme here? [“Yowie!”] clues “IT HURTS!” and then “OUCH!” comes to us by way of [Punch line], which refers neither to the end of a joke nor to people at the prom waiting for beverage service. I usually think of “OOF!” as a response to being punched (in the gut, say), but when yer lookin’ for a four-letter response, that’s just not gonna cut it. That said, a solid punch to the upper arm (or my upper arm, at any rate…) is highly likely to elicit an “OUCH!”
[Shore leave?] for EROSION is clever and I get it, but it’s the kind of clever that draws attention to itself and keeps me at a distance. I have to go through too many steps to make it work (grammatically/syntactically) and that takes away some of the “aha” joy. On the other hand, it does perk up the fill some. [Come clean?] for BATHE, however, lands perfectly. There’s more than one way to read the clue (a plus), and ya don’t have to re-jigger the language to make sense of the answer. “Aha!”
Not sure how I feel about the (subtle) duplication of IMAGES and CGI [Modern film effects, briefly], since that initialism stands for Computer Generated IMAGES. And while I’m definitely not in love with III or -ESQUE, I appreciate that the thoughtfully-wrought clues ([Junior’s junior] and [Kafka’s follower] once again work to improve the functional fill.
And that’s it for today, folks. We had a March that coulda been April or May, and now an April that’s feeling a lot like late-February/early-March. Hope the weather is a tad saner where you are—and weather [sic] or not… keep solving!
Oh—and on the subject of WEB feet…:
Gail Grabowski’s CrosSynergy/Washington Post crossword, “Ahead of Time” —Ade’s write-up
Good morning, everyone! Today’s crossword puzzle, brought to us by Ms. Gail Grabowski, will make sure that you’re ahead of time today, as each theme entry is a multiple-word answer in which the first word can also precede the word “time.”
- NESTLE CRUNCH (20A: [Candy bar containing crisped rice]) – Crunch time.
- BURLAP SACK (31A: [Rustic-looking bag made with jute]) – Sack time.
- FLASH DRIVE (42A: [It’s used to store information]) – Drive time.
- LANDING PARTY (53A: [Ship’s shorebound regiment]) – Party time.
Instead of thinking about the Texas state flag when seeing LONE STAR, I thought about the brewing company (5D: [Texas flag symbol]). I’ve had Lone Star a couple of times, and it’s not a bad beer at all. We have a little bit of wildlife in this grid, with ZEBRA (23D: [One of two on the Botswana coat of arms]) crossing APE (41A: [Alarming way to go?]), as well as the presence of PEACOCK, a sight that should make fans of NBC pretty happy (9D: [Bird with iridescent tail feathers]). Though I usually don’t solve for speed, I definitely did try to blitz through this grid today. And I did (comparatively speaking), so much so that I didn’t I had inputted one of the answers until after I was finished, which was AIOLI (39A: [Garlicky garnish]). Honestly, I had never heard of the terminology of E-MALL before, though I can definitely figure out what that is and what companies fall under that (7D: [Online shopping mecca]).
“Sports will make you smarter” moment of the day: DRAKE (67A: [Male duck]) – Last night, the Villanova Wildcats completed a magical run in the NCAA Tournament with a buzzer-beating three-pointer to defeat North Carolina and win the championship. A magical run to a championship almost happened 47 years ago, when the DRAKE University men’s basketball team reached the Final Four in 1969. Standing in their way in the national semifinals were the dynastic UCLA Bruins, the two-time defending national champions coached by John Wooden and led by Lew Alcindor (a.k.a. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar). The Bulldogs (Drake’s mascot) only lost by three, 85-82, but then went on to win the third-place game against North Carolina. (Sorry, Tar Heels fans, for this entire post!) Want to see the highlights of Drake’s two games in the 1969 Final Four in Louisville? Well, you’re in luck! The video is priceless, as the atmosphere and sweater-wearing cheerleaders definitely takes you back!
See you at the top of the hump on Wednesday!
Keith Etton’s Wall Street Journal crossword, “Merger Bid” — Jim’s review
New byline today! Is it another pseudonym for editor Mike Shenk or a genuine debut?
It might be a debut. It may be that this is a one-off puzzle aimed at one specific person (but I haven’t figured out who yet). The title suggests our theme is an offer to unite two businesses. But it’s not businesses we’re talking about.
- 20a [Offering given with a merger bid] ENGAGEMENT RING
- 36a [Makes a merger bid] POPS THE QUESTION
- 49a [Merger bid] WILL YOU MARRY ME?
So if our constructor is asking the question, who is the target of his affections? Well, there’s ALEX at 5a and ANNIE at 9a. Also RAOUL, OLGA, NELSON, and YOKO. Plus a few surnames.
But I don’t get the sense that this is an actual wedding proposal. None of the names stands out separately. I think this is just a theme.
There have been actual proposals in other papers. Some of you may remember this one from 2011 which ran in the Washington Post with the help of veteran constructor Bob Klahn. In the UK, a Londoner proposed to his girlfriend in 2015 via the London Times.
As to the rest of the puzzle, our long Downs are KNEADERS, AFFRONTS, TRAMLINE, and TOMORROW (nicely paired with ANNIE). Nothing terrible, but nothing terribly exciting in a grid with only three themers.
The bottom two corners seem unusually cludgy. On the left we get EMP at 47a clued as [Augustus or Akihito: Abbr.]. Further down are BASSI, ORLON, and BEENE. Nothing egregious, but it feels like it could have been cleaned up a bit.
The bottom right is worse though, primarily due to the crossing of 58a and 54d, ROEG and MELO. They are clued as [“Walkabout” director Nicolas] and [Knicks star Anthony, familiarly]. A pretty unfair crossing, in my opinion. I had to run through all the vowels there, and E was my last choice. This could have easily been avoided with REAL, OTIS, and WINE (giving YETI, MAIN, and ELSE in the Down direction).
So it seems like there’s something else going on here because a Shenk-edited grid is typically quite clean. Is it related to the theme? Is our proposee named ROEG or MELO. I don’t know. If this is part of the theme, I haven’t sussed it out.
A few final points:
25d [Cops, in street slang]. I had P___. Didn’t think it could be anything else but PIGS, which I found a bit shocking. Turned out to be POPO which I’d never heard before. According to Wikipedia, it’s “Originally from Southern California Asian gangs, now nationwide and thought to be of African-American derivation. Popo is also ‘grandmother’ in Chinese American slang.”
31d [Daenerys’s late husband on “Game of Thrones”]. Nice to see Khal DROGO in the grid.
Oh, and by the way, “Keith Etton” anagrams to “Tie The Knot”. So either Mr. Etton is a habitual marrier or Mike Shenk is having us on again.
Patrick Blindauer’s April Website puzzle — “American Capitalism” — Matt’s review
Metapuzzle from Patrick this month, with the instructions: “The answer to this puzzle is a notable American.” Well, that narrows it down to around 20,000! Let’s take a look at our five theme entries:
17-A [American who was a spy for the Continental Army] = NATHAN HALE. Hanged for it, in New York City at age 21.
25-A [American of “Midnight in Paris,” “Paris Manhattan,” and “Manhattan”] = WOODY ALLEN. Not to mention the underrated “Manhattan Murder Mystery.”
36-A [American who published the memoirs of his friend, Ulysses S. Grant] = MARK TWAIN.
50-A [American trumpeter, bandleader, and composer known for his jazz masterpiece “Kind of Blue”] = MILES DAVIS.
60-A [German-born American cartoonist who created the Republican Party elephant]. = THOMAS NAST. I’ve heard the word “nasty” comes from his name. Is this true? Let me look it up. False — in use since the 14th century.
During my solve I noticed that each of the these five Americans’ initials are also the postal abbreviation of a state: NH, WA, MT, MD, TN. From the title, my first thought was to take the capitals of those states: New Hampshire’s capital is Concord, Washington’s is Olympia, Montana’s is Helena, Maryland’s is Annapolis, and Tennessee’s is…Knoxville? I have to look it up. Nope, Nashville. Had all those suckers memorized as a kid but not quite anymore!
Take the first letters of those state capitals — note the nudge from the title, we want the capitalized letters — and you’ve got the surname of meta answer George M. COHAN. I can’t think of the relevance of Cohan right off the bat; if it were July I’d say this was a patriotic puzzle (Patrick was born on the 4th of July), but maybe there’s no extra relevance. Always looking for an extra layer in a Blindauer, even when there’s not one! But if there is and I missed it, let me know in comments.
***I had EDA???? and without looking at the clue I was ready to fill in ED ASNER. But then I looked at the clue.
***Lots of great fill: HAITI, YODA, parallel MINIBAR-EDAMAME-TITANIC, RIM SHOT, VROOM, GNOME, A-MINUS, PIANO, and APEX.
***I was about to e-mail the author that he had an error, since INST isn’t a [CIA sect.]. But then I realized that we’re talking here about the Culinary Institute of America.
Fun stuff — 4.15 stars.