Matt Jones’s Jonesin’ Crossword, “A Sporting Chance” — Olympic sports, one letter off. – Erin’s write-up

Jonesin’ solution 4/22/25
Hello lovelies! This week Matt has provided us will some silly sports, each one letter off from an Olympic event.
- 17a. [Not-quite-Olympic sport that takes forever to go downhill?] SLOWBOARD (SNOWBOARD)
- 24a. [Not-quite-Olympic sport to get telephone poles and trees airborne?] HEIGHTLIFTING (WEIGHTLIFTING)
- 37a. [Not-quite-Olympic sport that still involves beams?] SMILING (SAILING)
- 49a. [Not-quite-Olympic sport with lines like “That’s an oval” and “It’s a hexagon”?] FIGURE STATING (FIGURE SKATING)
- 59a. [Not-quite-Olympic sport where you can sample a bunch of events?] TRYATHLON (TRIATHLON)
Other things:
- 65a. [Manuscript enclosures, for short] SASES. Does anyone mail self-addressed stamped envelopes anymore? Or manuscripts? Do these get delivered by anything other than PDF these days?
- 56a. [Oasis lead guitarist Gallagher] NOEL. Let’s end this with an awful joke: At a concert, the singer plays the opening chords of “Wonderwall” for the fifth time. The crowd starts to boo and someone yells, “You swore you wouldn’t play that again!” The singer then replies, “I said maybe…”
Until next week!
Zachary David Levy’s Wall Street Journal crossword, “Going Solo”—Jim’s review
Theme answers are statements from certain professionals using apt wordplay to describe a singer’s performance.
- 17a. [The massage therapist left the opera in awe, remarking: “___” ] “SUCH FEELING!”
- 23a. [The butcher agreed: “___”] “PERFECT CHOPS!”
- 37a. [The plumber was overwhelmed: “___”] “WHAT A SET OF PIPES!”
- 48a. [The mountain climber concurred: “___”] “…AND THAT RANGE!”
- 58a. [The general, wiping away tears, summed up the performance: “___”] “IT’S A TRIUMPH!”
A lively theme set, and I like the wordplay. Maybe I’m spoiled, but I did want these statements to all be common colloquial sayings. These just felt a little too random to me. And the cluing on the last one felt off as well. Sure, a general wants to win a battle, but there’s just not a tight enough connection between the job and the word “triumph.” I would have liked the entry better if it came from a motorcycle salesperson.
I liked seeing some old school VIDEO TAPES, and IN A BAD SPOT is evocative as well. Not so keen on old school AGLET and ETO, though.
Clue of note: 15a. [“Plant of immortality,” to the ancient Egyptians]. ALOE. Interesting tidbit. I wonder how that worked out for them.
3.25 stars.
Elizabeth C. Gorski’s Cr♥ssw♥rd Nation puzzle (Week 725), “Veggie-Mania!”—Ade’s take

Crossword Nation puzzle solution, Week 725: “Veggie-Mania!”
Hello there, everyone! Hoping all of you are doing well today!
Our fearless leader almost certainly ignored instructions from her parents at the dinner table when she was young when being told to not play with her food! I say that because the four theme answers in today’s grid are puns created when one of the nouns in a common phrase/proper noun is altered by replacing it with a rhyming word that also happens to be a type of vegetable. Also, love the title of the grid given the fact that World Wide Entertainment’s crown jewel event, WrestleMania, took place over the weekend in Las Vegas.
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- GREAT LEEKS (17A: [Might North American quintet of vichyssoise ingredients?]) – Great Lakes
- ONION ORGANIZER (27A: [Teamster’s favorite storage solution for Vidalias?]) – Union organizer
- STEPFORD CHIVES (46A: [Robotically-compliant baked potato garnishes?]) – Stepford Wives
- SHALLOT BOX (61A: [Poling place receptacle for bulbs?]) – Ballot box
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A whole lot of fun non-themed fill in this grid, starting with me having memories of (and being scared while watching) the EXORCIST (10D: [Linda Blair horror classic, with “The”]). As far as things engendering better memories, there’s OAK TAG and doing so many cool projects involving glue and stencils in art class when the teachers brought that paper out (8D: [Poster paper]). A grid that has four X’s and also has EXES as an entry is a pretty cool quirk (59D: [Spouses no more]). Given my old-soul persona, I’m definitely going to be saying WOWIE ZOWIE more after coming across this today, guaranteed (11D: [Rhyming cry of glee]).
“Sports will make you smarter” moment of the day: STEWS (67A: [Hearty crockpot meals]) – Sports talk radio has been a staple of sports media for over 30 years, and it has given birth to the sports opinion shoes that dominate the sports television landscape today (for better or worse). One of the pioneering sports talk shows of the early part of this century was “2 Live Stews,” an all-Black on-air and production that was hosted by real life brothers Doug and Ryan Stewart out of Atlanta. Both played football in college, and Ryan was an All-American at Georgia Tech who eventually played for the Detroit Lions. Starting in 2001, 2 Live Stews became a syndicated show when they reached a deal with ESPN for their shows to be simulcast on the “Worldwide Leader in Sports” in 2005.
Thank you so much for the time, everybody! Have a wonderful and safe rest of your day and, as always, keep solving!
Take care!
Ade/AOK
Alex Eaton-Salners’ Tuesday 4-22-25 NYT Puzzle — Evan M’s Review
This Tuesday’s NYT puzzle takes the names of four famous bands and interprets them in a rather literal way.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers become CAROLINA REAPERS, a notoriously spicy pepper. Green Day is used to describe SAINT PATRICKS, which took me a minute to get because of the open-ended nature of St. Patrick’s (Cathedral? Harp? Oh, the holiday). Earth, Wind & Fire becomes GREEK ELEMENTS – are they prescriptively Greek though? I suppose the ancient Greeks did name them as classical elements. They Might Be Giants, a rather confusing but inventive band name, actually becomes more understandable when translated as BASEBALL PLAYERS. I liked the pepper angle a lot, and the Giants one a decent amount. The other two I could take or leave.
In general, I felt the solving of this puzzle was breezy and fun, just what a Tuesday should be. I was able to finish a bit faster than my usual five minutes. Four point tew-five starz for Alex’s fun lil puzz!
Catherine Cetta’s Los Angeles Times crossword — Jenni’s write-up
This was a fun, breezy Tuesday outing. Nothing really slowed me down either from difficulty or annoyance.
Each theme answer contains a word. Once I realized what was going on, it helped me solve.
- 17a [“Everyone knows that!”] is IT‘S NO SECRET. IT’S NO SECRET that I love this kind of conversational clue.
- 22a [Mountain hiker’s protection] is BEAR SPRAY. Or you can do what my father-in-law did once: run toward the bear on all fours barking like a dog. Do not try this at home. Or in the woods.
- 38a [“I haven’t decided”] is MAYBE YES,MAYBE NO.
- 49a [TV episodes that are mostly flashback scenes] are CLIP SHOWS.
And the revealer: 58a [Smirking, scowling, or smiling, and what the sets of circled letters in the puzzle are doing?] is MAKING A FACE. NOSE, EARS, EYES, LIPS. I don’t care that they’re slightly out of order and I really like the 15-letter entry smack in the middle of the puzzle.
What I didn’t know before I did this puzzle: the years JACOB deGrom won the Cy Young award. I knew he won it twice.
Wyna Liu’s New Yorker crossword — pannonica’s write-up

New Yorker • 4/22/25 • Tue • Liu • solution • 20250422
Don’t know if it’s me or the puzzle, but today’s offering seemed just right for a ‘moderately challenging’ crossword.
When I saw the triple-ten stack in the upper left, I immediately skipped to the northeast section and built my solution from there. Worked out fine in general, but I did need to desultorily skip ahead as my grid conquest expanded.
- 15a [What Queen Elizabeth I replaced “I” with?] THE ROYAL WE. This would’ve been trickier had I not already had some crossing letters in place.
- 20a [Part of some computer directions] ARROW KEY. So glad I have a full keyboard with separate ARROW KEYs and number pad.
- 22a [“I asked, and they said we can’t”] is a perfect clue for IT’S A NO, but I’d glossed its first pronoun and put in I TRIED.
- 37a [{Hey, you!}] PSST. 7d [“__ is for horses” (parental retort)] HAY.
- 43a [Sculptor’s metal frame] ARMATURE. etymology (m-w.com): Middle English, “armor, armed force,” borrowed from Latin armātūra “armament, troop” (Medieval Latin, “suit of armor, defensive equipment of an animal”), from armātus, past participle of armāre “to ARM entry 2, equip” + -ūra -URE
- 45a [Digital services, briefly?] PEDIS. The question mark telegraphed the wordplay, but I made the mistake of thinking only about fingers rather than toes.
- 48a [Organ connected to a cord] PLACENTA. Just needed to pause for a few beats to think of the correct item.
- 53a [Its inventors won an Ig Nobel prize “for diverting millions of person-hours of work into the husbandry of virtual pets”] TAMAGOTCHI. All right, but weren’t most of those involved children? In Japanese it means ‘egg watch’, which isn’t so difficult to remember if you know—say from sushi restaurants—that tamago is ‘egg’.
- 3d [Booking, informally] REServation.
- 4d [Flair] ARTISTRY. 5d [Foot movements used to keep a beat] TOE TAPS.
- 10d [Cannes can] DERRIERE. I was expecting a verb. 30d [Between, in Benin] ENTRE.
- 11d [Inspiring path] AIRWAY. Saw through the clue right away, but it’s a lovely one nonetheless.
- 12d [Device that inevitably goes off during a play?] CHEKHOV’S GUN. (1) I was thinking of a sports play rather than a theatrical play, (2) the central letters I’d gotten via crossings did not look promising, (3) bang! it finally hit me.
- 23d [It’s on a roll] TOILET PAPER. 17a [Times past] YESTERYEAR.
- 22d [“My hands were tied!”] I HAD TO. “I was just following orders!” 56d [“__ never do that to us!”] HE’D. (Yes he would.)
- 26d [Word from the Turkish for “skewer”] SHISH. I trust this wasn’t too difficult for most solvers. Possibly one would have had to eliminate KEBAB/KABOB?
- 36d [Tear down the middle] RIP IN TWO. Feeling lucky that I guessed correctly from just the initial R.
- 37d [Rhyming follower of cutie] PATOOTIE. I’m unclear on whether this is slang for DERRIERE.
- 44d [Skimpy] MEAGER, not MEASLY (which I did not try). I recall seeing in Manhattan a ‘healthy’ dessert establishment called Skimpy Treat. Oops.
NYT: My opinion is that 29A and 56A work the best for the theme. They seem like true reinterpretations of the band name. 43A doesn’t do it for me because not only is it not a strong phrase in its own right, but it seems like it’s just naming the reason the band probably had in mind when they chose the name. 17A is just an example of the noun used in the band name, taken literally. It could have been many other things if they happened to be 15 letters. There doesn’t seem to be much cleverness about it.
I liked 29-A and 43-A. My appreciation for 17-A is hampered by the fact that while I know the “Red Hot Chili Peppers” as a band,
CAROLINA REAPERS rings only a very faint bell. And conversely, on 56-A, BASEBALL PLAYERS as Giants is fine, but I only vaguely know “They Might Be Giants” as a band. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not many know this, but “THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS” was a play by James Goldman (William’s brother) that was then a movie with George C. Scott and Joanne Woodward in 1971. I guess the band liked that name?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067848/?ref_=mv_close
And the play’s title is a reference to Don Quixote. Sancho Panza tried to assure his master they were windmills, but Don Quixote thought they might be giants. A poetic allusion to tilting at windmills and other things quixotic.
NYT: I’d never heard of KIMBAP, so nIMBAP crossing GREEnELEMENTS for Earth Wind & Fire seemed reasonable. Green as in environmentally friendly. Oh, well.
KIMBAP sounds really good, though. I can’t wait to try it!
NYer: Of course I put kebab in before crosses made me reconsider – I suppose SHISH is the skewer and kebab is the meat? As a recovering SW engineer, I expected the “computer directions” to have something to do with programming. Our daughter had a tamagotchi or two, and I admit that I got sucked into keeping them alive from time to time. For me, the difficulty was perfect for a Tuesday New Yorker puzzle.
I’ve never heard of SHISH in this sense as a word to itself, and neither has either RHUD or MW11. SHEESH. I didn’t appreciate the long name for the Japanese whatever near the TNY bottom.
Overall easy enough, but that’s what happens with an “easy” one from TNY. It just mixes gimmes with supposedly hot names. To me that’s just not good construction.
Question. I’m sure I’m just being dense, but what’s STE here? Have business leaders become saints, guaranteed so by their business address? Or are saints banking on their miracles?
STE is an abbreviation for “suite.”
Ah, thanks. I looked in RHUD and MW11C, which don’t list it, but seems to me I’ve seen it often enough.