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Greyson Miller’s Universal Crossword “Filling Out a Puzzle” — Eric’s Review
This appears to be Greyson Miller’s crossword debut in a publication covered by Diary of a Crossword Fiend. Congratulations!
The theme is a basic one: Stick some extra letters into common phrases and see what wackiness ensues. Today’s added letters are the abbreviation for “pound,” which is less than intuitive. It’s from the Latin libra, which can be translated as “scales” or “pound” (among other things):
- 18A [AI trying to blend in with society?] ON THE DL BOT On the dot I was confused here because in baseball (and possibly other sports), the “DL” is the Disabled List. But after pondering this clue and answer a while, I remembered that “DL” can also mean the down-low.
- 23A [What homesick tulip farmers do?] MISS THE BULBS Miss the bus This was the first theme answer I got completely, and it wasn’t immediately clear to me what the theme was. BULBS was obvious given the clues reference to “tulip[s],” and the answer isn’t totally nonsensical.
- 40A [Gains muscle, perhaps … or a hint to this puzzle’s theme] PUTS ON THE POUNDS I like this clueing, though to me, “puts on the pounds” has always implied gaining weight in a less healthy fashion.
- 51A [Smaug and Sauron, say?] BILBO HAZARDS Biozhazards As a long-standing Tolkien fan, this was my favorite answer. But to geek out for a minute: Bilbo is the title character in The Hobbit. Bilbo’s interactions with the dragon Smaug are a central part of the story, but Bilbo does not encounter Sauron. The Dark Lord isn’t even known by that name in The Hobbit; he’s called the Necromancer and spends the whole of the book in his lair at Dol Guldur, perhaps 150 miles from Erebor (a/k/a The Lonely Mountain), where Bilbo meets Smaug. (Pay attention; this will be on the exam.)
- 62A [Styles in which certain outdoorsy clothes are trimmed?] L.L. BEAN CUTS Lean cuts
The goofy theme answers amused me enough.
Other stuff:
- 9A [Comic book artist Kubert] ADAM I’d not heard of Kubert. He’s worked for both Marvel and DC Comics, but I haven’t really read comic books in 0ver 50 years, before Kubert got started.
- 17A [Easter symbol] LILY Not LAMB/70A [Observance before Easter] LENT/32D [Easter service] MASS Unusual clueing here.
21A [Channel popular among ’80s teens] MTV It was also popular among some music-loving 20-somethings until it stopped being music videos 24 hours a day.- 33A [Ho Chi Minh City, before 1976] SAIGON The Vietnam War was front-page news for most of my childhood, so this should have been a gimme. But I needed some crosses to jar the answer loose.
- 39A [A, in Spain] UNA/64D [A, in France] UNE The feminine form of the indefinite article in two Romance languages shouldn’t tax anyone’s language skills too heavily.
- 2D [Hot food with a cold-sounding name] CHILI Our chili recipe, which we cooked last week, is cobbled together from a couple of sources.
- 15D [Robinhood option] SELL I today learned of Robinhood Markets, a financial services company that offers online trading in stocks, options, etc.
- 21D [Mordor volcano] MT. DOOM More Tolkien!
- 30D [Hit the beach?] RUN AGROUND Cute clue.
- 31D [Bravo host Cohen] ANDY Another name new to me.
- 47D [Not at school] ABSENT I foolishly stuck with AT HOME for too long, which didn’t help me see BILBO HAZARDS.
Paul Coulter’s Fireball Crossword “All Together Now” – Jenni’s write-up
Just as I was starting to think I wasn’t going to figure this out, I…sort of figured it out. I sussed out one of the theme answers. It still took me quite a while to crack the whole thing. So.many.rebus.squares. Here’s Peter’s grid – much easier to read than mine.
- 19a [Reacts to a stressful situation] has three rebus squares preceding UP. 1d [Look beyond] is SEE {PAST}. 2d [Everywhere all at once] is ALL {PRESENT} and 3d [Petroleum bought or sold at an agreed price for delivery at a specified later date] is OIL {FUTURE}. PAST/PRESENT/FUTURE are TENSES so 19a is TENSES UP. I’m not crazy about ALL PRESENT or OIL FUTURE in the singular and I don’t really care because the theme is brilliant.
- 21a [What a lost soul might seek to do] is GET {WEST} {NORTH} {EAST} {SOUTH} – GET DIRECTIONS. The crossings are LO{WEST}, FAR {NORTH}, AT L{EAST}, and THE {SOUTH}.
- 41a [Purpose of orthodontics] is TEETH {JACK} {TEN} {NINE} {EIGHT} {SEVEN} ENING – TEETH STRAIGHTENING. CAR{JACK}, PA{TEN}S, PEN{NINE }WAY, D{EIGHT}ON, and {SEVEN} PIN.
- 56a [When the standings matter most] is {FALL} {WINTER} {SPRING} {SUMMER} END – SEASON’S END. {FALL}S ON, {WINTER} ALE, {SPRING}LET, and {SUMMER}ED. And OK, I’m not crazy about SPRINGLET either. I enjoyed the solve so much I didn’t notice that until I was writing this.
- 60a [Chicago team, informally] is DA {BABY}{MAMMA}{PAPA} – DA BEARS. {BABY}ISH, {MAMMA} MIA, {PAPA}YAS.
I loved this puzzle. The difficulty level was perfect. Fun!
What I didn’t know before I did this puzzle: never heard of the PENNINE WAY.
Aimee Lucido’s New York Times crossword — Zachary David Levy’s write-up
Difficulty: Easy (7m33s)

Aimee Lucido’s New York Times crossword, 10/23/25, 1023
Today’s theme: PICKLEBALL (Sports craze of the 2020s … as seen three times in this grid?)
- NIN(JA M)ASTERS
- CA(BIN D)OORS
- JA(MES S)PADER
I am admittedly a snob and look down on PICKLEBALL — tennis, for people who can’t play tennis. Those goofy little courts, and the never ending *pong* *pong* *pong* sounds. The ubiquity of it doesn’t help. I logically understand the arguments people make about being accessible for those with mobility issues, and why should I bemoan anyone trying to be social and physically active, etc. Doesn’t matter. Still hate it.
Cracking: PLEASE GO, you’re embarrassing yourself
Slacking: neither ACAD nor a lender be
Sidetracking: While Steve Carell was obviously the heart and soul of the office, JAMES SPADER as Robert California remains one of my top ten favorite all-time television characters.
Mike Shenk’s Wall Street Journal crossword, “Just Visiting” — Jim Q’s write-up
THEME: BY is “dropped” in common phrases/names/words that end with those letters.
THEME ANSWERS:
- 17A [Song character who “waits at the window”] ELEANOR RIGBY
- 36A [B.B. King’s first Top 40 hit] ROCK ME BABY
- 42A [Entertainer who was 25% owner of the Pirates for 30 years] BING CROSBY
- 63A [Socially inept] DWEEBY
- 64A [Visiting, and a hint to what we’re doing in five Across answers] DROPPING BY
Solved this slowly and methodically while half paying attention to high school gossip (perk of the job—every teacher’s inner eavesdropper thrives during study hall). Anyway, I found this pretty tough, but I can’t tell if that’s because I wasn’t all that focused. I don’t think I’ve ever partaken in RUSK bread, which, according to Google, is frequently used for teething. I think I’ll stick to the Rosemary Parmesan for my next Jersey Mike’s order. BELLS for [Time-tellers at sea] makes no sense to me… is this referring to cruise ship BELLS? Ah! According to Google AI:
Time teller bells on ships mark 30-minute intervals using a system of chimes, where each chime represents a half-hour past the hour. The cycle culminates in “eight bells” which signals the end of a four-hour watch. The sequence starts with one bell at 12:30, 4:30, or 8:30, and adds a bell for each subsequent half-hour, repeating until eight bells are struck at the top of the hour.
Interesting! I was today days old when I learned that. Is this common knowledge?
I didn’t know of Edna Ferber’s So Big either. In the end, I completely guessed the S and the B and was shocked that Mr. Happy Pencil appeared.
Thematically, this was enjoyable, though I feel like the “dropping” letters conceit is becoming more common as of late. Nothing earth shattering there, but still fun to uncover. DWEEBY as a themer was the only on that felt a little stilted. Most of the fun in this puzzle came from figuring out the fill and learning some trivia.
STUMBLES / NEW TO ME / ERRATA:
- [Saw things?] TEETH. The tool. Cute.
- [1982 film with 2010 and 2025 sequels] TRON. Didn’t know about the sequels and never saw the original. Is this a franchise worth getting on board with?
- [Bridge need] FOURTH. Not sure what this means- I assume the card game. Like, you need a FOURTH player? I dunno. Something about it feels off.
- [Entertainer who was 25% owner of the Pirates for 30 years] BING CROSBY. A themer, but a great little nugget of trivia in there!
- [Somber wind] OBOE. Interesting. I never thought of that instrument as somber. Musta been a sad duck in Peter and the Wolf.
- [High pitch, e.g.] BALL. Love this baseball clue!
- [“Eddington” director Aster] ARI. Unfamiliar with both Eddington and ARI Aster.
- [Stock holder?] BARN. I very proudly entered YOKE, thinking I had beaten the ? clue soundly.
- [Apple laptop nicknamed “Clamshell”] iBOOK. New to me, despite being a Mac guy.
I can go on and on with the stuff that I got hung up on and the fun trivia I didn’t know, but that will suffice. The fact that I knew so little and still solved with the perfect amount of Thursday bite is a testament to the construction, though I might toss some side-eye at the SO BIG / RUSK / BALL crossings.
4 Stars
Brendan Emmett Quigley’s Crossword #1829 “To the Nines” — Eric’s Review
Roman numerals annoy me, in real life and especially in crosswords. This puzzle was full of Roman numerals, but it was fun anyway.
Six compound nouns are wackified by the insertion of the Roman numeral for nine:
- 18A [Very small server system?] WEE UNIX I penciled in a T instead of an X here because I initially didn’t realize this was a theme answer. It’s shorter than some of the answers like 19A that aren’t part of the theme. (Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?)
- 22A [Bungle up plant pests?] BOLLIX WEEVILS This is my favorite of the theme answers, mostly because I like the word “bollix.” I don’t know why it just occurred to me that it’s derived from “bollocks.”
- 30A [Breakfast cereal served at the Genius Bar?] APPLE CRISPIX We’re an Apple household and have spent many hours at the Genius Bar, so the start of this one was a gimme.
- 40A [Stubborn social reformer Dorothea?] TENACIOUS DIX I like this one too, possibly because I sorta knew who Dorothea Dix was and I’m familiar with Jack Black’s band Tenacious D.
- 48A [Shiny comic book Gaul?] GOLDEN ASTERIX I lost some time on this one by assuming “Gaul” was the surname of some comic book writer or illustrator. But no, it’s the French comic book protagonist.
- 56A [Make some repairs to a train station?] FIX STOP This one doesn’t work too well for me, though the photography term F-stop is very familiar. Also, I had yet to realize that 18A and 56A were theme answers, so I thought there was an extraneous IX in the grid.
Overall, a nice theme with three amusing theme answers and three nothing-too-awful theme answers. That’s a win in my book.
Other stuff:
- 4A [“Run Through the Jungle” band, briefly] CCR The fact that I didn’t get this immediately probably means the federal government is coming for my Medicare card.
- 7A [Coast Guard mem.] CPO I was initially going to put ENS, then realized that 7D [Crow’s call] had to be CAW, which made me think 7A was CMR. But the abbreviation for “Commander” is “Cmdr.,” so CPO it was.
- 10A [Brandenburg Concertos monogram] JSB Johann Sebastian Bach, as I hope you knew.
- 36A [Weaves together] MESHES Not MERGES.
57A [Local legislator, informally] STATE REP In almost 30 years of working for the Texas Legislature, I met many of those folks. Some were idiots, some were jerks, some were well-meaning but ineffectual, and a few were smart and hard-working. (If you live in a state that’s holding any kind of election this year, please get informed and vote!)- 63A [___ de Saint-Exupéry (“The Little Prince” author) ANTOINE A gimme, though I haven’t read that book in over 50 years.
- 66A [Student Debt Support org.] NEA That’s not a program I’m familiar with. Does it still exist?
- 3D YOKELS That’s a word I’m never happy to see in a crossword. My dictionary defines it as “an uneducated and unsophisticated person from the countryside” (emphasis added). To me, the word is a slur on rural people.
- 4D [Dubya’s secretary of state] CONDI For you youngsters, that’s short for Condoleezza Rice, the first Black woman to hold that post.
- 9D [Cheri in the “SNL” Spartan cheerleaders skits] OTERI The last three words of this clue are verbiage. Any experienced crossword solver knows Cheri + SNL = Oteri.
- 11D [Geodesy, e.g: Abbr.] SCI There’s my Word of the Day: “The branch of mathematics dealing with the shape and area of the earth or large portions of it.”
- 14D [“Cryptonomicon” author Stephenson] NEAL Both the book and its author are new to me. The book appears to be historical fiction in part covering some Allied codebreakers during World War II.
- 28D [Three, on sundials] III More Roman numerals!
- 34D [Opposite of là] ICI “Here and there” in French. Or, really, “there and here.”
- 35D [“One of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy,” according to Steve Martin] SEX Normally, I’d object to a 16-word clue for a three-letter answer. But it’s a funny line, so it gets a pass.
- 36D [Ski area locales: Abbr.] MTS Please do a snow dance or light a snow candle for Southern Colorado. The snow coverage last year was disappointing; I’m hoping for a better season this time around.
- 47D [“Amadeus” setting] VIENNA The play is great. The Milos Forman film is great. If you’ve never seen either, give the movie a try.
- 51D [Language that roughly 2000 people speak globally (I’m sure many of them are teachers)] LATIN Another clue whose length is disproportionate to the length of the answer, but it too gets a pass because it amused me.
- 53D [Escorted through the foyer] LED IN Not SAW IN.
Katherine Baicker’s USA Today Crossword, “Shut the Front Door” — Emily’s write-up
Can you hold it for me?

USA Today, October 23, 2025, “Shut the Front Door” by Katherine Baicker
Theme: each themer begins (aka front) with a type of door
Themers:
- 20a. [Income-based fee structure], SLIDINGSCALE
- 30a. [“Bill-killing” executive power], POCKETVETO
- 45a. [Part of some chemistry exams?], SCREENTEST
- 53a. [“You can go about your business], STORMTROOPER
What a wide-ranging themer set of SLIDINGSCALE, POCKETVETO, SCREENTEST, and STORMTROOPER. I needed some crossings for each today but everything was fairly crossed. They weren’t too tricky or niche but would take certain knowledge that just wasn’t quick for me today but likely would be for some people. With the fun theme, we get a SLIDING DOOR, POCKET DOOR, SCREEN DOOR, and STORM DOOR.
Favorite fill: SWEETTALK, POLAR, HOPON, and BABKA
Stumpers: RIDGE (needed crossings—only thought of “apex”, “peaks”, and “cliff”), SAO (new to me), and BAT (misdirected and thought of only a party)
Loved this theme and themer set! Great cluing, though some were tricky for me so not my fastest solve but it still felt smooth to me. Lots of fun, fresh overall fill as well. Delightful!
4.5 stars
~Emily

Definitely one of the best Fireball puzzles in recent memory.
Puzzle: NYT; Rating: 3.5 stars
I was thinking the theme might have been better if there were actual PICKLES inside the BALLS. Turns out there aren’t enough styles of pickle (really just chips, spears, and wholes) and most pickle varieties are very rebus-unfriendly. So this works.
NYT: I know quite a few people who play pickleball, but I know almost nothing about the game. I realize it’s popular, but it’s not quite like football, basketball, baseball, soccer, tennis, golf, etc. By that, I mean I don’t know that it would be reasonable to assume that many non-players are familiar with at least some of the terminology of the game (and I’m just assuming that JAM and BIND and MESS are terms from the sport – because I really don’t know for sure).
So that’s my way of saying I don’t think this theme works very well for a broad crossword-solving audience.
But I liked the clues for COATROOM and SUNBATHES.
I don’t play pickleball, either, though having not played tennis in 40+ years, I’d rather not embarrass myself on any sort of court.
But I think the theme requires zero knowledge of the game. JAM, BIND and MESS are just synonyms for PICKLE (see sense 2):
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pickle
Think, in a pickle.
That seemed pretty obvious.
Duh!!
Puzzle: Fireball; Rating: 3.5 stars
I’d like to really like the Fireball puzzle, but the middle STRAIGHT theme entry ruined it for me, with way too much junk: three proper nouns I’ve never heard of (PATENS, PENNINE WAY, and DEIGHTON) with POGO involved with one, and then SWOP and ANIL involved in all three. (Plus, there were the other weird ORLE and RIMY, which could be forgiven if that was the only bad fill.) It was a really neat idea, but poorly executed in that middle area, IMO.
Puzzle: Fireball; Rating: 4 stars
Since I’m Jewish, PATENS is one of those words I’m sure I learned from Maleska-era crosswords – not a proper noun, but not an everyday word, either. Absolutely see your point about the fill. I loved the theme so much that I was willing to overlook it.
Puzzle: Fireball; Rating: 5 stars
The puzzle delivered what I hope for from a FB – a challenge that takes a while to crack but eventually I do. The central entry provided the aha moment as I tried to reconcile STRAIGHTENING, CARJACK, and SEVENPIN
NYT gets 4 stars. I’m not usually a big fan of Thursday puzzles even though I solve them. I very rarely rate one. I thought this one was very good. The six theme answers were perfect. I dinged it a little because the circles had to be added to complete the revealer (ball).
Puzzle: NYT; Rating: 2 stars
NYT – Hated this one. Obscure clues to me, and I know nothing about Pickleball.
You don’t have to know about Pickleball though. The clues are a circle (a ball, if you will) that have a pickle in them, as in a synonym for “in a pickle.”
It’s fine not to like it, but there’s no specialty knowledge required by any means.
WSJ: I don’t usually get my news from the crossword, but apparently Rite Aid is no longer in business. Had no idea.
Haha! I’m on the opposite end of that spectrum. I knew it was no longer in business but had forgotten that it existed in the first place.
Replying to your comment so you might see this – it’s now several days later.
Ship’s bells I knew about because of reading the Patrick O’Brian Ubrey/Maturin novels, set in the Royal Navy in the Napoleonic era. They are rung in twos – ding ding, ding ding, ding ding would be six bells – and you will often hear this in movies with a maritime setting, especially those set in the age of sail (e.g., Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World, which is based on O’Brian’s novels).
TRON and sequels: none are very good movies, but they are visually spectacular and have wonderful music (original score by Wendy Carlos, TRON: Legacy by Daft Punk, and TRON: Ares by Reznor and Ross). TRON:Legacy is, IMHO, the best Daft Punk music video ever. Ignore the story and enjoy the spectacle and music.
The bridge need for a fourth is something of an old trope. Two characters wouldn’t say they need two more for bridge, but three? They need a fourth (usually after the regular partner goes missing or dies, for comic relief in a comedy or murder mystery – I don’t know if it’s in the movie Clue, but it would have fit).
Yeah, last time I went in a Rite Aid it was kind of sad, with half-empty shelves and one employee shuffling around like a Soviet-era prole. The chain was on life support for years.
BTW Jim, looks like you inadvertently skipped over BLABBY [16-A: Apt to spill the beans] as one of the themers. Understandable as that was definitely the weakest of the set.
Nice puzzle. One nit: Not I and Not All.
Puzzle: Fireball; Rating: 4.5 stars
Paul Coulter’s Fireball puzzle was outstanding – an ingenious idea to build a puzzle around, and so well-executed. It took me a while for the “Aha!” moment to arrive, but I enjoyed the challenge.
The only minor quibble I have is with the rebus entry in square 62. The three bears in the Goldilocks fairy tale are BABY, MAMA, and PAPA. But the repeated phrase from the “Bohemian Rhapsody” lyrics is “mamma mia” (not “mama mia”). But given the constraints around creating a puzzle like this, it’s certainly not a big deal as far as I’m concerned.
Yeah, I noticed that. It appears that I will overlook a lot of things in the service of a brilliant theme!
Puzzle: NYT; Rating: 4 stars
I thought NIN(JA M)ASTERS felt a bit forced, but otherwise BA(JA M)EXICO, CA(BIN D)OORS, THUM(B IND)EX, JA(MES S)PADER, and TI(MES S)QUARE were all very good clues with a fun rebus.
If I were to get incredibly nitpicky, I think it would be fun if the rebuses were divided up into different letters (JA_M and MES_S both being divided that same way both times) but I get that cluing that would get even more difficult than creating a puzzle already is.
Puzzle: NYT; Rating: 4 stars
My only problem with the NYT is that I have lived in California all my life and never heard of the peninsula below the border called Baja Mexico. Always Baja or Baja California. This may be something newer since I’m further north for many years but it held me up a while . Otherwise enjoyed the puzzle and theme.. no pickleball players were harmed 😂
I interpreted it as “BAJA, MEXICO.” Not Baja Mexico as an alternate to Baja California, but Baja, in Mexico. Like “Paris, France.” That “colloquially” signal is doing some heavy lifting.
it’s silly to say you “hate pickleball”! I am an athlete who transitioned from tennis to this sport and it’s actually more challenging precisely b/c there’s less room for error. don’t knock it until you try it!
Puzzle: Universal; Rating: 1.5 stars
Poor theme, and answers such as “On the DL Bot” and “Done Zo” are ridiculous.
Of course ON THE DL BOT is ridiculous. The LBs are the whole theme. (If you’re saying that “On the DL” is ridiculous, I think you’re a little late.)
I agree that DONEZO is inane slang. But it’s accurately clued. Your issue is with the people who use such cutesy language. Yes, it’s the constructor’s decision to keep that kind of slang in their wordlist, but these puzzles are supposed to have at least a little appeal to people under, say, 40. (I’m well over that hill.)
I didn’t mention DONEZO in my review because (a) it didn’t really stick out and (b) I can’t mention every clue and answer. (Well, I could, but who wants that? And, contrary to the appearance I sometimes give, I do have other thing to do.)
TY once again for presenting a well-centered opinion, and I always look forward to reading your reviews. Stay healthy, my friend!
Puzzle: Fireball; Rating: 5 stars
Fireball: sheet genius. What an accomplishment and both a challenge and a joy to solve!