Elizabeth C. Gorski’s Cr♥ssw♥rd Nation puzzle (Week 391), “Coffee Talk!”—Ade’s take
Good day, everybody! I hope you’re all doing well on this last week of November! Most people start their days with a cup of joe, and today’s crossword puzzle allows you to have a little bit of coffee while enjoying a theme dedicated to different types of coffee. Each of the five theme entries, all going across, are multiple-word entries in which the first word is also a type of coffee flavor/type. (Actually, the third theme entry is a hyphenated word.) I much prefer to have my coffee this way, in a crossword, since I do not drink coffee. I’m weird, I know…
- TURKISH BATH (17A: [Istanbul attraction that may make you a sweater?])
- INSTANT FAMILY (23A: [2018 Mark Wahlberg/Rose Byrne film])
- DRIP-DRY (39A: [Like easy-care, wrinkle-resistant clothing])
- BLACK RUSSIANS (50A: [Vodka-and-Kahlúa cocktails])
- IRISH SETTER (61A: [Pooch with a mahogany-red coat])
Two entries in this grid made this one a memorable solve for me, JELLY ROLL (10D: [Pianist and early jazz innovator _____ Morton]) and DAGMAR, with the latter making me want to do a little more research on her after asking myself if “dagmar bumpers,” the car accessory on classic automobiles — and the only reason I had ever heard of the word “dagmar” before today — is named after her (15A: [Single-named sex symbol of old TV]). That is indeed the case, though, for obvious reasons, there are sexist overtones as to why it was named as such given her curvy, busty figure. But it was fascinating reading a little about her and knowing she performed with entertainers such as Frank Sinatra and Bob Hope, as well as hosted her own television show. There’s a chance a few of you saw her at the peak of her powers in the 1950s, so would love to know your memories of watching her and her routines with other entertainers.
The rest of the grid was pretty crunchy as well and, if you’re already in the Christmas spirit after Thanksgiving has passed, WREATH being at the very top of the grid should have tickled your fancy (4A: [Yule door decoration]). Or, if you were in the mood for Italian mobsters, both real and fictional, there were both GOTTI (1D: “The Teflon Don” John]) and PUZO, the latter creating fictional capos (31D: [“The Godfather” author]). If anyone has a vacation in the CARIBBEAN planned soon, let me know so I can start being jealous of you (33D: [Sea whose deepest point is Cayman Trough]).
“Sports will make you smarter” moment of the day: SEVE (66A: [Golf great Ballesteros]) – So you know, though the clue, that the late Spanish golfer Seve Ballesteros is a golfing legend. Why is that the case? Ballesteros won five majors in his career — three at The Open Championship a.k.a. British Open (1979, 1984, 1988) and two at The Masters (1980, 1983) — and is the European Tour’s all-time leader in tournament wins with 50. Ballesteros passed away in 2011 after complications due to a malignant brain tumor.
Thank you very much for your time and attention, everyone! Have a great rest of your Tuesday and, as always, keep solving!
Case E. Smith’s Wall Street Journal crossword—Nate’s write-up
ATHOL + LATI + a weak, non-obvious (to me) theme = a Tuesday puzzle I didn’t enjoy at all. Sorry. :/ Aside from maybe one or two pieces of fill, this grid feels like it could have been written 30 years ago. A [Grueling exam] indeed. A bit of Google searching indicates this constructor might actually just be a Mike Shenk pseudonym? If that’s the case, I’m even less excited. There are excellent constructors (Erik Agard, for crying out loud!) whose puzzles are routinely turned away from WSJ … in favor of puzzles like this?
18A: CORD OF WOOD [Fireplace user’s purchase]
25A: SOCKET WRENCH [Mechanic’s tool]
40A: SWITCH HITTER [Mickey Mantle, for one]
50A: SHADE TREES [American elms, for example]
So, I think these are the themers? But I’m still not quite sure what the theme was. The title (“Lamplighters”) seems to imply maybe things that can catch fire maybe?
Oh, is it literally just that the first word of each themer is part of a lamp: CORD, SOCKET, SWITCH, SHADE? I THINK SO? That must be it, but it’s so underwhelming. If you switch SHADE out for something else, the theme could literally describe nearly any other appliance. It also didn’t help the puzzle that CORD OF WOOD feels like green paint. Two of the four themers were literally just wood/trees and SWITCH also has a branch/tree meaning. Add in the central fill (FELLS) and you get a tree parts side theme that had me confused as to what the actual theme was. (Maybe it’s a double theme puzzle? I’m still not sure.)
Things I enjoyed / #includemorewomen / #includepeopleofcolor: ICE T, ATHENA, Michelle PHILLIPS (though a dated reference), EDIE Falco, and PORTSIDER (I’d never heard this before, but it’s a fun thing to learn).
Things I did not enjoy in the slightest: LATI (when the puzzle started here, I grimaced), TWO HANDS (more green paint), [Pig in ___] A POKE??, as well as the super dated proper names: CAREW, LITTLE MO? (this is slightly redeemed because it’s a woman represented in the puzzle, but SUCH a dated reference), ATHOL Fugard?????!
Erik Agard’s New York Times crossword—Amy’s write-up
I zipped through the puzzle and had the revealer filled in via the crossings, so I never saw the theme-revealing clue: 59a. [Parting words from 18-, 23-, 36- and 54-Across?], GOTTA RUN. Each of those things will run in some fashion:
- 18a. [It might accompany bacon and toast], FRIED EGG. Not only do I find egg yolks and whites to be repellent when unscrambled, but as a transplant recipient I’m not allowed to have runny, undercooked eggs. (Risk of food poisoning!)
- 23a. [Political hopeful], CANDIDATE. Running for office. With NOMINEE nearby, my mind was thinking the theme had to do with people in contention.
- 36a. [You might learn a new language to write one], COMPUTER PROGRAM. Let it run, let it crash.
- 54a. [Opinion piece], EDITORIAL. Run it in print, publish it.
Fresh theme idea.
Five more things:
- 10a. [What may hold a bather or butter], TUB. Raise your hand if you wouldn’t mind 30 gallons of butter.
- 13a. [Spring bloom], CROCUS. Hey! We’re only about 4 months away from crocus season in the Midwest. It’ll be here before you know it. You’ll hardly even notice winter. Honest.
- 3d. [Social theory popularized by Alice Walker], WOMANISM. I just came across a couple references to womanism in the last few days. One was a brief mention of Beyoncé’s feminism vs. Rihanna’s womanism. Another was about the historical problems with white feminism that led many black women to embrace womanism rather than feminism. Clearly it’s time for me to read up a bit on it so I understand the term better. I like this essay by Jenika McCrayer, but I’d love to see your recommendations for other concise explanations of womanism. (Thank you, Erik, for including this in your puzzle.)
- 5d. [Get into a fistfight], DUKE IT OUT. Not to promote physical violence (12d. [“Violence ___ violence”], BEGETS), but this is a zippy crossword answer.
- 35d. [1980s soca hit with the lyric “Me mind on fire, me soul on fire”], “HOT HOT HOT.” You can look this up if you’re hankering to see the YouTube. I’ll keep my post quiet tonight.
4.2 stars from me.
Matt Jones’s Jonesin’ Crossword, “Talk Like the Critters” – Derek’s write-up
I will admit, I didn’t get this theme at first. It appears these “names” of animals are from popular internet memes:
- 18A [1990 Mel Gibson movie, according to the internet?] BIRB ON A WIRE
- 30A [Easy swimming style, according to the internet?] DOGGO PADDLE
- 46A [Pet-related YouTube clip, according to the internet?] KITTEH VIDEO
- 58A [Person who musically hypnotizes animals, according to the internet?] SNEK CHARMER
I don’t see these things often. I must not have the right friends on my Facebook (or maybe I do!), or maybe my friends all know how to spell! I would say I am showing my age, but Matt isn’t that much younger than I am (or is he … ?). At the very least, I figured out the theme was, at the very least, misspelled animals! 4.3 stars today.
A few more highlights:
- 16A [“Today” weatherman Al] ROKER – I have watched Today far more than other morning shows over the years. Al Roker has been a fixture for years. He seems to be one of those TV personalities that you relate to because he is always smiling. He will be doing weather until he cannot speak anymore.
- 43A [William and Harry, e.g.] PRINCES – But not roomies anymore? And will there ever be a King of England in my lifetime??
- 64A [Actor Rami of “Bohemian Rhapsody”] MALEK – I will see this movie. Someday. Likely on my tablet.
- 2D [Hyphenated word in “Cockles and Mussels”] ALIVE-O – This might be the most obscure ref of the puzzle! I actually got most of the other ones (see three clues down!).
- 9D [Color of Philadelphia Flyers mascot Gritty] ORANGE – I have heard this thing actually called “nightmare fodder.” I agree!
- 27D [Cookie introduced to India in 2011] OREO – Another great clue for an all too common entry. Also, now Indian people can enjoy sugar diabetes now.
- 47D [“__ & Greg” (1990s-2000s sitcom)] DHARMA – A 90s reference! My sweet spot!
- 51D [“Family Matters” neighbor Steve] URKEL – See last clue!
- 54D [Former “American Idol” judge DioGuardi] KARA – I haven’t watched this show in years, and I don’t know who this is!
I get it! See?
Jeff Stillman’s LA Times crossword – Derek’s write-up
Wowie zowie. This looks like a fairly wide-open grid for a Tuesday! There are 74 words in this one, as it gets a little crowded in the middle, but it is themed, and the themers all go downward, for good reason:
- 3D [Educational outing] FIELD TRIP
- 10D [Social elite] UPPER CRUST
- 21D [Gambler’s stoic expression] POKER FACE
- 28D [Quick-cook side dish] MINUTE RICE
- 36D [Without a doubt … or what the starts of the answers to starred clues are?] HANDS DOWN
Yes, we are all familiar with the terms field hand, upper hand, poker hand, and minute hand. Nicely done, and some impressive corner fill, especially given theme entry constraints. A solid 4.6 stars for this early week puzzle.
A few more things:
- 16A [Political power structure] APPARAT – A slightly hard word for a Tuesday. And that’s OK!
- 17A [Asian setting of a 2017 PBS documentary by Ken Burns and Lynn Novick] VIETNAM – If you have not seen this yet, and I know I personally have recommended it, stop what you’re doing and start it. I think it is on Netflix.
- 57A [Nonresident hospital employee] EXTERN – Another slightly rare word, and that’s OK too!
- 61A [Brutish] BESTIAL – This one is also a little on the tough side. If these types of words lead to wide-open corners, I am all for it!
- 65A [Contrived sentimentality] TREACLE – See previous comment.
- 6D [Wax-winged flier of myth] ICARUS – I don’t think I have heard this story in years.
- 9D [Portuguese wine city] OPORTO – I think I would love Portugal. I am not sure why. It’s not the wine!
Have a great week, everyone!
WSJ – Parts of a lamp: CORD, SOCKET, SWITCH, SHADE. A BULB would be nice.
I agree that the WSJ theme was pretty awful. I wanted to complete a single word with the fill, but you say, for example, light switch as opposed to lamp shade.
Maybe it would be better if the themers included DIM BULB (mental underachiever).
Thought E.A’s puzzle was a really fine Tuesday with its varied fill and nice theme. Enjoyed solving it.
Nate – ATHOL Fugard is one of the great playwrights of the 20th century, and historically important as an anti-apartheid activist. It’s a fully crossworthy name.
Has anybody noticed that Mike Shenk seems to be using fewer female-presenting pseudonyms these days? I hope GlennG will run the numbers again at some point. (Sorry if I missed a discussion on this.)
>ATHOL Fugard is one of the great playwrights of the 20th century, and historically important as an anti-apartheid activist. It’s a fully crossworthy name.
exactly. even the most cursory glimpse at wikipedia woulda confirmed that.
Fried Eggs should never be runny!
Wow – tough crowd on the WSJ today. Maybe because I’ve repaired more than my share of lamps over the years, but I enjoyed the consistent and interesting theme entries. And LATI was hardly obscure. I’m certainly not well-read, but have seen the ATHOL name enough times to consider it a gimme, although I wouldn’t know him (her?) from Adam.
LA Times – is it acceptable to use the clue (56 down) “Opinion columns” for the answer “op-eds?” In this context, isn’t “op” an abbreviation for “opinion?”
Well, this week, my local Alt-weekly published its last issue (where I always got my Jonesin’), and while I am sympathetic to them, I am otherwise glad that I will no longer be seduced into Matt’s increasingly bullshit puzzles. I used to love filling them out, but now, it’s all obscurity and hipster nonsense. Au revoir, and I hope you’re happy with your pandering to the lowest common denominator ‘memes’. Too bad it had to end this way.